You’ll have to understand not only would my mom flip if my fiance was pregnant, but she HATES scorpions.
Step 1: Drop a bombshell in your mom’s inbox.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/koihoshi/funny/1.jpg
Step 2: Make sure to include creepy crawlies.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/koihoshi/funny/2.jpg
Step 3: Announce your pregnancy.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/koihoshi/funny/3.jpg
Result of mom’s reaction:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/koihoshi/funny/serious.gif