So me and Katie are on our way to visit my parents, I’m in a bit of a hurry for no apparent reason. I hit some passing lanes (mind you I’ve not traveled this way to town in a LONG time) and saw it as a wide open space, none to my knowledge a kind state trooper was hiding behind some bushes.
I get about 9/10 the way to town when I see him behind me and I’m like “oh wow he’s traveling close, weird, cause I’m at the back of this line of people… I passed most of them, so much for passing these slow folks…”
All the sudden his lights go on without a siren and I’m like “WTF that’s weird, no siren? Why would he not turn on his siren if he were pulling someone in the front of the line over… wait a sec…” so I act like I’m pulling to let him pass and realize… it’s me.
“Well, the reason I pulled you over sir is your speed. You seemed to have blown by me on those passing lanes back there.”
“Oh, the one near town?”
“No the ones between town and where you’re headed…”
I already knew what was coming, I was getting up to speed on those lanes…
“Well, umm, I’m sorry, how fast was I going?”
“Were you in a hurry sir? You were doing 89mph in a 55… sir…”
"Yeah but I don’t have a reason to be, I’m so sorry officer… "
“Any reason you were in a hurry?”
“No.”
So he passed me a $421 traffic ticket but says that I shouldn’t go that fast even if I was driving and doing it SAFELY? I was going 89mph safely? Can he say that? He also mentioned he RECORDED ME DOING IT! And that when he pulled me over he was STILL recording… So because I know someone is going to say
:worthless
NOW THERE IS A TWIST TO THIS STORY! KEEP READING!
I give you proof… reluctantly… First… (blurry, sorry, camera phone)
My ZX2 got nailed at 89/55
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$421 He said it was the “highest speeding bracket we have”
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Ticket overall…
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Now here’s the interesting twist. As I’m scrambling for my license and registration an envelope full of CASH falls out of the glove box and I pick it up with the first thing I notice is a $100 i’m like “WTF?” and put it away fast so the cop doesn’t think it’s drug money or something stupid crazy like that. So I was wondering the whole time… My fiance Katie wanted to know what was in it, I reply “NO IDEA?” as the cop is writing the ticket at his car I just said “Wait till he’s gone, I don’t want him to give me a ticket for something I didn’t do!” so soon as he drives off and we leave she counts the money that there was $310 in the envelope! THREE QUARTERS OF THE TICKET I JUST GOT! THANK YOU GOD! Turns out, when I used to work at my old job I cashed one of my checks from training (the paycheck stub from the cashed check was from 10/16/2004! holy crap! same day I got pulled over go figure?) and it had sat inside of the glove box the WHOLE TIME! I have NEVER lost count of ANY of my money and it surprised the hell out of me.
Think I’m full of it yet?
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What a WEIRD traffic ticket. Katie though it was so odd she wants to vacuum mount it and frame it with museum glass for our place since she does frame design she figured she’d take it upon herself to give it a lovely home so we don’t forget my first ticket, though an expensive and depressing one